Being under the heavy influence of weed while being Irish. Irish people have the uncanny ability to relate everything back to a potato.
I'm so baked Like a Potato
Used to describe a situation that was originally cool, but is now even better.
"Its snowing and there's no school today!" "I'm gonna throw a huge birthday party!" "Baked potatoe!"
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Hooking up with an extremely inebriated chick and fucking her brains out until she barfs, then cumming on top of the barf pile.
I met this chick at the bar last night and it turned in to a Loaded Baked Potato.
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The act of lining a woman's mouth with aluminum foil, and proceeding to take a huge shit in the foil.
Cynthia immensely enjoyed last night's cleveland baked potato as a midnight snack.
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(noun) Increasing the worth of something good, specifically, another noun.
"Today is beautiful."
"A baked potato! There's a party tonight!"
or
"That girl is really smart."
"I'd have to say she's baked potato. Look how hot she is!
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When you take a crap and in a thin zip lock bag, and then stick it into the microwave until the poop is hot and the bag is about to break. Then you spread the girls butt cheeks and slowly drizzle the poop into her ass. You then cover you dick in bacon bits and butter, and do her analy. She then puts on a ginger wig and says it way better than fast food.
I gave my sister a Wendy's Baked Potato yesterday
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The act of vomiting into a woman's vagina while performing oral sex on her.
I went down on Betsy last night and her cunt smelled so bad I ended up giving her a twice baked potato.
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