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Slang for stains on the bedsheet. Implies that the owner of said bedsheets has masturbated while in bed.
I found bedtime babies in my roommates bed!!
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The act of pulling out the porn just before sleeping and having a wank before passing out asleep. A common practice amongst teenage boys, as well as self-proclaimed celibates.
Man - "So what did you get up to last night ?"
Colleague - "Not much, just watched tv and read myself a bedtime story"
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Farting under the blankets, then using one leg to create a bed-sized bellow to transfer the stink to your bed-mate.
I knew my gas was bad so, despite the colateral damage, I gave my girl a bedtime bellow.
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when you cant possibly stay awake any longer.
my parents told me my bedtime was 10, but my blueberry bedtime last night was 945, i was exhausted.
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ASMR ( listening to it before/while sleeping)
ASMR is bedtime porn
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A certain time, usually around 11-12PM when you refuse to check any more of your facebook notifications.
Guy1: dude, i just tagged you in a photo, check it out!
Guy2: Ugh, ill check it tomorrow, it's way past my Facebook-bedtime.
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The early bedtime observed by exemplary white guys in order to avoid "pumkinfication" and other undesirable consequences (e.g. fistapalooza)
Sax Mhaffer's pumpkin bedtime is 11:30pm.
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