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When you are having sex with a female, and she is about to orgasm get a hose or two and squirt it into her vagina and ass and scream "Blastoise use hydrocannon!!"
I was gonna give that Bitch a Blastoise but she didn't want a hose in the bedroom
Well, It's when your cum overloads and makes triplets in a bitch.
I accidentally Blastoised in my new bitch!
The act of having wild vigorous sex while blasting sex music and timing your orgasm with the point the the music hits the highest note and screaming out the loudest moan that has ever been moaned.
“Ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhh blastoise baby!!!!!!”
“Dude the couple upstairs were doing that blastoise thing again, it woke me up at 4 in the morning”
To forget proper etiquette when overcome with interest in or admiration for a new technology. Understood to be at best a faux pas, at worst a sin. Of Victorian origin.
To blastoise is to blaspheme, gentlemen, against good Mother Nature, and against your humanity.
The act of when you go under water and you fuck a minor and When you jizz you yell blastoise!
Girl:yes yes harder
Jizzes
Man:BLASTOISE!
When you're having sex with a girl and you're about to nut and you scream "HYDRO PUMP" before you give her a creampie.
Guy 1 - "Yo I would totally give that girl a Blastoise"
Girl 1 - "Go get her then pussy, you won't"
Guy 1 - "Fuck you I'm gonna do it now!" *Leaves*
Girl 2 - "He's such a fuckboi lol"
When you're fucking your retarded girlfriend as she is giving birth to your retarded baby, you scream "BLASTOISE, USE WATER CANNON" and you jizz at sonic speed, cutting the umbilical cord of the baby whilst also impregnating the retard with a new baby. French efficiency!
I am saving the huwhite race by doing a back to back French Blastoise on my retarded hispanic on ze pooblique spaeze.