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An exultant yell usually delivered when hitting, completing, winning, or when there is boredom. The tone and volume is not unlike something a character in Mortal Kombat would yell while hitting someone.
1.While in an art museum, running up to a Titian and punching it, yelling "CIDER!"
2.If nothing is going on, this is a good excuse to run over to an object and "cider it".
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A medical condition originating from the Cotswolds, England. The sufferer’s face and hands go blotchy, speech slurs and balance deteriorates after drinking excessive amounts of scrumpy.
Unlike Fuzzy Cuffs which has no known cure, Cider Fever is typically treated with a very large Indian meal and plenty of rest.
Chris: “Did you see Paul in the pub last night?”
Sam: “Yes, he went very pink, started ranting and fell over. Poor guy got a bad case of Cider Fever.”
A dance you perform, after vast quantaties of cider have been consumed.
The dance itself involves rolling around on the floor and has the option for inclusion of: vommit and shouting, though they are not always necessary. The Cider Dance is always an enjoyable experience.
A. C'mon do the Cider Dance with me tonight, yeh?
B. Hella yeh, I love the Cider Dance.
When an overly heterosexual male receives a minor injury on a manly job, then reports the incident to his supervisor or co-worker he jokingly says he must go home and soak it inside her, as in have sex with the wife to alleviate the minor and trivial pain.
Crab Fisherman 1 : Shit i cut my hand on all these crabs out here in the dangerous Bering Sea.
Crab Fisherman 2: Don't be a pussy i have a bunch of those cuts all over my hands from 12 hours ago
on my 18 hour shift
Crab Fisherman 1: I dunno man , I think i need to go home and soak it in cider
Crab Fisherman 2: Yeah me too
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Someone who drinks a little too much fermented apple juice.
On top of acidic stomachs and a tendency to throw up at the end of the night, they will have the cider drinking equivalent of a large beer gut.
Hey! When are salad dodger and cider belly going to arrive? There's no one to make fun of until they turn up!
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A manly man that chooses cider over beer at every occasion.
Pete, you want something from the bar?
Yeah, I'll have a cider.
Pete, you're a cider sissy.
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The teenage version of beer goggles.
A side affect of too much Ice Dragon or White lightning.
Makes even the ugliest bog trotter look like a ride.
Fact - the Cider visor is responsible for half of the british population.
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