Dick scarred ass

The small dimples or dents located on a persons ass or upper thighs. Most common cause is from their male partner having a raging erection and constantly poking them in the ass and upper thigh while "snuggling". In many cases this is confused for cellulite.

"Hey Jim, look at that strippers dick scarred ass!"

"Your mommas dick scarred ass!!!"

dick’s ass

Any unfavorable condition.

It’s hotter than a dick’s ass in here.

Man1: How did your interview go?

Man2: Dick’s ass.

It smells like a dick’s ass in the kitchen.

What the dick’s ass is this nonsense?

I don’t give a dick’s ass what you think!

This movie is dick’s ass.

This train is moving slower than a dick’s ass.

dick ass

1. One who has a dick in their ass.
2. A repulsive individual; one whom you don't particularly care for.
3. One whose ass resembles a dick.

My, tommy sure is being a dick ass today, isn't he? I wish he'd quit punching me in the arm.

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Dick-ass

noun- When someone takes a dick in the ass and thus becomes a dick-ass. A gay.

Shut your Dick-ass up cletus!

You dick-ass motherfucker, keepin yo cheeks spread wide and what not.

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cunt dick shit fuck ass bitch cock

Something a person called BirchBuns defined because it is in one of the shrugging emoticon definitions. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don't think an example for cunt dick shit fuck ass bitch cock is needed.

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dicks tits ass

a game where a group of people must create funny sentences involving the words - dicks tits and ass. players cannot add other strong nouns, only verbs, adverbs, and adjectives. some exceptions apply. you may use one of the three words, both or all three.

NOTE the delivery is what makes the game, usually funnier when someone puts a sort of screechy highpitched voice with funny actions.

your diccccck smells like a bunch of diccckkksss that are hanging out of your assssses DICK. (dicks tits ass)

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could not hold that dick up my ass any longer

phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer

-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?

- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it

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