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Nemesis

The European name for the original Gradius, one of the greatest shumps of our time.

Gradius or Nemesis, its still one of Konami's best shumps.

by DJ Mescan June 30, 2004

3πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Nemesis

Someone who fires multiple rounds of Flak at one single person in an attempt to kill/maim them or make them slam their keyboard in fustration.

snoop*dx has been horribly spammed by aeon.nem's flak.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

3πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Nemesis

An individual whose contant waahing leads him to become the enemy of the free world

jeremyh is the biggest nemesis i have ever met

by incrowd member March 19, 2003

2πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Museum Nemesis

When visiting a museum or gallery, you will encounter at least one Museum Nemesis. These are the people that you see over and over again that inconvenience you repeatedly during your visit. You can tell your Museum Nemesis by some of the following traits:

-They will prevent you from seeing displays by getting up close to them, blocking your view
-They often bump into you by stepping backwards without looking. They will rarely apologise or even make eye contact after doing so
-You will never lose them. Even when you think you've lost them, they'll turn up at the next display you wish to look at
-When visiting the museum cafe they will be in front of you in the queue. They will almost certainly take the item you wanted, and it will be the last one

You museum nemesis can often be defeated by an 'accidental' tripping down some stairs. Museum stairs are often made from marble or other very hard stone.

Jim: That stupid bitch got in my way AGAIN!

Bob: Yeah man, that's your Museum Nemesis

Jim: How I get rid of her?

Bob: Trip her down some stairs, that's how I got rid of mine

Jim: You mean that screaming kid you said just fell over?

Bob: That's the one!

Jim: ...Awesome!

by Danno81 June 7, 2010

58πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Nemesis Law

When a person thinks a facetious statement is a genuine representation of a rival ideology due to their own limited worldview.

Named for the Greek figure Nemesis, who lured Narcissus to the pool where he drowned himself trying to be with his own reflection. A counter to Poe's Law.

Asshole: β€œLook! This gay person on Twitter says that straight people should be made into cat food! The gay agenda is real and violent!”

Reasonable Human Being: β€œDude, they’re obviously joking. Calm down.”

Asshole: β€œβ€¦Well, how was I supposed to know? Maybe this person is joking, but most gays say things like this and they mean it!”

Reasonable Human Being: β€œHave you ever met a gay person? Or are you pulling some Nemesis Law bullshit?”

by halfsyproblems December 27, 2016


Fuck Nemesis

Like a fuck buddy except this person isn't your buddy in any way shape or form. You have nothing but contempt, loathing and disgust for each other as people. Yet you call them or receive a text from them every time you're lonely or they're horny and you get it on. There will be no talking, except to trade insults. You will have no need to discuss "keeping this a secret" as you're both too ashamed to reveal this to anyone.

Ex's, long term partners and co workers can all become Fuck Nemeses.

"Dear Diary,

I felt sad and lonely so I called Clive to come over and we had sex, after he called me a fat bitch. Oh, I need a boyfriend, not a fuck nemesis."

"Can't be bothered to try and pull or be nice to anyone. Time to call my fuck nemesis"

by MagickDio February 18, 2010

28πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


nemesis clan

a group that I idolize, they are the gaming one direction, new members are added every day I wish I could join

The nemesis clan is my fave.
who is the nemesis clan? only the hottest gamers alive!

by Larryskrub April 3, 2015