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play stupid games, win stupid prizes

When the consequence of a dumb action was entirely forseeable and results in dumb consequences.

A man raped a horse then the horse kicked him to death."

"*shrug* You play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

by penisshakes June 2, 2022

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playing the long game

The saying playing the long game refers to active participation in achieving goals which may take some time.

Susan knew that all she had to do was wait and watch, and eventually her cruel boss would do something so bad she'd be able to report him. She was good at playing the long game.
His friends called it being friend zoned, he called it playing the long game, but she called it being a fuckboy.
On the show Supernatural, both Big Bads have been playing Long Games to fulfill their plans. We won't find out what the final result will be until the season finale.

by RenRen December 8, 2015

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he's playing games

a sentence in which is shouted when someone is found infront of them playing games on their chromebook.

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh he's playing games"

by Zaracotic November 2, 2018

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


playing the crane game

When a man gets a hand job from a blind woman.

See that girl over there? With the dog and the stick and the nice rack? Looks like she's ready for playing the crane game.

by TomKVideo December 8, 2008


free-to-play game

Free to play, pay to win.

I swear, all the people that play free-to-play games are richer than me.

by Mr. McJones August 19, 2014


You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game

A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.

Pornhub Ad: You Won't Last five Minutes Playing This Game ...
Me: TEST ME YOU FOOL

by the bravest FUckfaCE February 9, 2020

61๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


thank you so much for to playing my game

the line mario says at the end of super Mario 64

player: alright! i just beat super mario 64!

mario from the end screen: thank you so much for to playing my game

player: what

by mariofeds December 29, 2022

16๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž