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The proving grounds to see the best of the best football teams. Or a chance to blow a perfect season!
Jack: "Dude, did you see the Patriots and Giants Superbowl Game?"
Jill: "Ya, so much for being perfect when it counts."
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Person 1-“The Superbowl is awesome.”
Person 2- “Only because the Patriots win it.”
The game in which the two best teams from both divisions compete to crown the championship. An excellent sporting event that people outside of the US feel that they can't like for some strange reason.
American: Hey you wanna watch some of the superbowl?
Someone outside of US: Of course not because clearly our football is superior.
American: I didn't say whether one was better than the other. I just wondered if you wanted to watch it.
Someone outside of US: No, because I'm an arrogant dickhead who feels like I can't degrade myself to watch something that an American likes.
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An event with all the pomp and circumstance you'd expect from the Americans, despite the fact they're the only nation on Earth who gives a shit about this 'sport' (rugby with pads)
Man 1: Alright mate, you goin' to the Superbowl this Saturday?
Man 2: Nah, i'm gonna watch the footie down the pub, get pissed and have a fight. Fancy it?
Man 1: Sounds good. Mine's a Carling.
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superbowl soo-per bohl
slang verb
1. the act performed by 2 people, each sitting sideways on the same toilet bowl, and defecating at the same time.
Man, I just superbowled the toilet with Louis. I feel bad for the plumber.
Terrible event of Fake Football. It is overhyped and an unpopular sport outside of America despite what Americans will want you to believe. Oh but there is an NFL Europe I'm told, really? It can't be too popular if I and everyone else has never heard of it. The FA Cup gets higher ratings than the Superbowl worldwide.
And the World Cup is the grestest sporting event of the world, Americans need to learn that their sports are not popular outside of their country, sure they may have some leagues but they are hardly popular.
Guy 1: The superbowl is on
Guy 2: Oh that crappy overhyped American sporting event
Guy 1: Yeah lets watch the FA Cup instead, we'll see some real footballers in action
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An opportunity to stuff your face with snacks, deck yourself out in face paint while bellowing like a fratboy even though you're a thirteen-year-old girl, sounding more like a drunk trucker, and to listen to all the white rap songs about the packers.
Oh, and football. But who watches the Superbowl for football?
You: Hey, the Superbowl is on tonight!
Her: WHOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAH GO PACKAS~
You: Woah there...
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