ninja vanish

The art in leaving a campground without a trace of you ever being there.

Grab your stuff, let's ninja vanish.

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ninja vanish

When you get a solid fart brewed up, fart into your cupped hand and throw it into your friend's face.

While performing said action, exclaim "Ninja, vanish!!!" in a loud, possibly Asian accented voice. While your victim is blinded by your noxious gift to the face, get the hell out of there like a ninja.

As I got up from the couch, I managed to corral a solid fart into my hand and Ninja Vanish Darla, escaping before she realized what had hit her.

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Nail Vanish

Something that when you sniff it gets you HORNY

Why are you soo horny?
Because I have been sniffing Nail Vanish

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ninja vanish

When a girl is about to cum pulling out and throwing sand in her pussy and screaming "Ninja Vanish." Then running out of the room.

I got laid last night, but i didnt like her so i pulled a ninja vanish.

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ninja vanish

When an individual flatulates in public and promptly flees the area prior to acknologement of the foul odor.

I had beer farts this morning at work, had to pull the ol' ninja vanish.

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Spanish or Vanish

Said by some shitty ass green bird/owl if you don’t do your lessons. It claims Duolingo’s main language is Spanish. So that’s why the shitty asshole says SPANISH OR VANISH YOU STUPID HEAD

Me: decides I studied enough Japanese for the day
Duolingo:
Spanish or Vanish and btw beg for your family back in Japanese
Me: KU DA SA I

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Vanishing Pussy Syndrome

It’s when a woman ghosts you after first time sex. This is appreciated amongst most men statistically

Kabir: Did you get lucky with Jessica?
Imran: Yes. I’m also lucky that she pulled a vanishing pussy syndrome. I messaged her & nothing
Arjun: Sweet. I always have to do the george costanza break up routine. Yuk!

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