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A wakey jack occurs when your female companion you sleep with, wakes you up by jacking you off. Can also be referred to as a jack wakey.
John: Dude, I feel so alive!
Larry: Why are you so cheerful...
John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!
When you awake from a dream to realise that you still in a dream.
"I thought I was Awake, but it was a Fakey Wakey"
"I had multiple Fakey Wakies last night before waking up for real"
The protocol used by internet celebrity, Markiplier
Its about waking up, you can also troll your friends with it
Dude: Sleeping
Other dude: Changes something in Dude's phone
Dude's phone, going off: "INITIALISING WAKEY WAKEY PROTOCOL WAKE UP" BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
A Canadian Forces term to describe how many days left until one’s deployment, leave, or promotion.
“Hey Warrant, how many more days until you are off on leave with your family?” “ One and a Wakey ma’am.”
Slang for Wakefield.Bingo,bingo dalabingo.
Man 1:Where we going?
Man 2:Wakey.
Man 1:You mean Wakefield?
Man 2:I guess.
Waking someone up by "eating" their genitals and/or anus.
My girlfriend wouldn't get up, so I gave her a wakey snack. Now the dishes are done.
A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton
Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.