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christianity

Based on the teachings of Jesus, who went to India during an 18 year gap to learn Buddhism.

The difference between buddhism and christianity is that Jesus preached to fishermen and Buddha, who predates Jesus by a good 500 years, preached to intellectuals.

The cross is the four noble truths.

by Melbear May 11, 2005

50πŸ‘ 95πŸ‘Ž


Christian

A faggot who puts girls through hell while dating them.

that guy is pulling a total Christian

by Lampy85 February 22, 2009

44πŸ‘ 85πŸ‘Ž


Christian

1) an often misused and misunderstood term due to people who have taken on that name and acted like total holier-than-thou jerks and really dont know dont care and dont live what this word means which

2) in reality is someone who has asked Jesus to be the boss of their life, believes that he was fully dead for 3 days and was resurected, and IS alive.

1) hey bob just lectured tom because he cussed he is such a christian
2)the person who will sit with the new kid and will be an encouragement to all those who coe in contact with this person

by ChristianChick<3 September 7, 2010

11πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Christian

A name given to a gay boy, Christian one who sucks cheese dick for free, a Slave that walks freely but is a cum dump.

β€œWhere’s Christian?”

Christian is getting cummed dump for the 6th time today

by Ast585 March 25, 2019

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Christian

A girl's or guy's name.

Darryn-Dude, look at that fine chick over there!
Brad- Woaaah, yep. That's Christian.

by Madddy B September 16, 2009

15πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


christianity

"quote:
Actually,it's not based on rules and restrictions.It's rule is love"
just so much as its loving someone of the opposite sex but same religon/denomination. so for people of the lower IQ:
its loving people of the same everything except genitals.

CHRISTIANITY: just another vauge oxymoron

by Mediaptera January 3, 2005

37πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž


Christianity

Man's worst invention.
It is wrong in almost every way.
It's an invasive religion, that is weak because of the non-believers are supposedly "dangerous".
Christianity is the religion of anti-gay, and has caused 90% of all humans to hate gays.

Christian: "Hey! Jesus Loves Us!"
Good Person: "No! You damn Christian! Get the Fuck out!"
Christianity

by Nigga2DaResQ June 6, 2010

19πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž