coach Mckay

The best coach you can get. The man coaches good games and puts on good parties. That hot tub water. just UMMMMMM. that floating white bubbles

coach Mckay. Holy fuck imma cum

Head Coach

The person who taught your girlfriend how to give a Blow Job.

This is usually one of her friends in high school or college, using a banana as the test subject.

Whoever it was, you should thank them.

My girlfriend went to her her high school reunion, and her Head Coach was there!

The Coach Richie

Staying up till late hours of the night playing finger golf and drinking rum.

I'll need to pull The Coach Richie tonight if I'm going to finish my tournaments before the deadline!

knife coach

a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist

"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.

"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*

"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."

throat coach

Someone usually a man but can be a woman using s strap on who helps loosen ( exercise) ur throat so it can handle ( take) more dick.

Hey bro that girl cant suck dick at all she needs a new throat couch!!!

I need a new throat coach!!!

Coach Green

Big Buttole man who gets peg by wife daily. Favorite pastimes include smoking menthol ciggarettes and drinking caffiene. Stinky.

Coach Green walk weird after pegged

A Coach Bag

1. A conceited old bitch. A vane woman. A middle class whore.

2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".

1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!

2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.