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occurs when a man dips his penis in butter and garlic salt, then surprises his girlfriend with garlic break flavor when she goes down on him.
Last night, in the heat of the moment, I tasted garlic and realized Tom was bread sticking me!
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Bread made using the contents of a ped egg.
My girlfriend dumped me after I made her ped bread for breakfast. Totally worth it.
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The location in food stores to find bakery products like buns, rolls and multigrain bread.
After quitting doughnuts, I met my fiancé in the bread aisle.
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everything that is wrong with Urban Dictionary. This is the type of editor who spends every minute of his day polluting this site with "words" like wnuczek, yobrodawgshitfucknadsboy, and yonkydonkey . He is completely illiterate (see his definition of author). He currently has 189 definitions... And those are just the ones that were approved (most likely by himself). Basically, author bread infection is the perfect example of fail in Urban Dictionary.
Naive Kid: "snoopet!"
You: "WTF"
Naive Kid: "It means fat chicks need lovin too but they gotta pay!"
You: "No, it means you fail to realize that Urban Dictionary is a free dictionary that anyone can add to: which means retard users like bread infection infect the site with bullshit, and it stays there forever, because it takes too much effort for editors to delete each definition. If Urban Dictionary had a way to ban him and delete all his defs in one fell swoop, nothing of value would be lost."
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The act of caking one's penis in sand and then inserting it into the womans love pocket. (Must be done at beach, play sand won't do)
See also: Blazing saddle, Breaded chicken sandwich
"Well, like I was with this guy one time on the beach, an we were, y'know doing it? and he like, caked his ding ding in sand and stuck it in my thingy and I was like Oh My God!
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A vigina that is covered (breaded) in any type of dry, grainy substance like sand at the beach
guy: is that sand coming out of your crotch?
girl: yeah, i just came back from the beach with some major breaded vagina
guy: gross, go wash it out
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Uncooked Toast
Hey Timmy, Would you like Raw Bread on your Turkey?
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