Act Up Season

Official bad bitch season. It's summer, the sun is out, it's warm; and its time to fuck shit up. It's time to look good as fuck, and do nothing but what makes you happy. Twerk your ass off and give no fucks because life is too short. Aka best time of the year.

- Girl, it's almost act up season!

- Oh my god yes finally! *sticks out her tongue*

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the disappearing act

what my dad did

Dad: Pumpkin can I show you a trick?!

Kid: YES! YES! YES

Dad: Okay! It's called the disappearing act! Go to bed and look for me tomorrow morning!
*disappears*

Kid: *now has their own family and still can't find their dad*

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Spag Act

Someone who tries to act like a spag, but fails miserably and comes across as a lonely idiot.

That John's a right spag act.

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Wobbles SNOWFLAKE Act

Any act passed among a group designed with the sole purpose of protecting the feelings of a singular snowflake amongst the crew.

Who was the one who voted against something incredible? Can't say - Wobbles SNOWFLAKE Act 2020.

US PATRIOT ACT

the biggest peice of totaletarian bullshit ever (Also see George W Bush)

Dude, my friend got taken away by the government last night...

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Unaffordable Care Act

What the so-called Affordable Care Act (ACA), more commonly known as Obamacare should really be called.

Well, I lost my old insurance plan, only to have it replaced by some rip-off plan thanks to the Unaffordable Care Act. My monthly premiums are twice as much, my deductible is 4x as much, and though I am a female I have to pay for things like prostate care coverage while my grandpa is paying for maternity coverage. What idiot came up with this and said it would be great anyway?

So let me get this straight: We have to pay higher premiums, higher deductibles, and will probably have to pay for a bailout of the insurance companies on top of all that?! That's the Unaffordable Care Act for you. Thanks Obama.

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Freedom Of Urination Act

A bill passed by congress in late 2010, granting americans the freedom to Urinate in public places outdoors, where previously this would be considered indecent exposure.

I know my rights Officer! the Freedom of Urination Act, as it states, gives me the right to urinate on the side of this courthouse, and any other place I please to do so

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