double-barreled-ass-blaster

one absolutly humongus fart

we was walkin' down the hall and Clyde here ripped a double-barreled-ass-blaster and I swear you could see the paint melt off the wall.
Also:
a fart so strong, it will make a skunk's eyes water.

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D double C

D double C or DCC or Da Crest Crew is a rap group originating in Pinecrest, Fl. aka Da Crest, Fl..The group consists of 4 members, scott aka Biz Nasty, Jason aka Ja, Tanner aka T-Time, and Josh aka J-Diz. There is also woody aka woods aka zach aka woodro, who although is not a member is a feature on many tracks.

Jim: Man you hear that knew track from D double C?

Scott: Ya it was crazy biz has that deep tight flow.

Jim: I got to get one of thoughts demos.

Scott: Me too.

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N.I. double Guh ER

The cause for all the noise outside of your shack on a blustery night. You may have originally thought it was Jeffélumps and Joozles coming to steal your honey but it was just a N.I. double Guh ER

Pooh: "Who are you?"
Nigger: "I'm Nigger! N.I. double Guh ER!"
Pooh: "What's a Nigger?"
Nigger (While looking into the camera): "Well he asked for it!"

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Serbian -Jew Double Bluff

Also known as reverse phychology.
made popular by Cartman on Southpark. Kyle, being a Jew, is accaused of using this tactic.

"Nice try Kyle, but I see throught your Serbian-Jew Double Bluff"

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double sided dildo blocking

The action of preventing two lesbians from hooking up; the equivalent of cock blocking for lesbians.

Stop double sided dildo blocking! I want you to go home so I can have sex with my girlfriend.

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Double wank and shit chips

To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.

First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.

'Thats double wank and shit chips.'

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double cool with knobs

Used in midwestern United States mortuaries to describe long deceased but yet to be embalmed females.

The client on this gurney is double cool with knobs.

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