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Usually common in elderly women. The buttocks needs to be sagging, resembling loose skin. There is a mole on each cheek which looks like nipples, giving the buttocks an uncanny resemblance to actual tits. Elderly women usually hide this.
"Yo, did you hear about Queen Elizabeth's butt tits?" asked Jon
"No, why?" replies Austin
"She has been keeping them hidden from the public for years!" Jon exclaims.
Like tip toeing, but with tits.
Keeping quiet about an affair.
Many people who engage in affairs have a habit of tit toeing.
Also see Lazy Susan's
Lazy tits, tits that have given up the fight against gravity
They now slop down your ribs like a snail trail
The nipple residing at the most southern part of the snail trail representing the head of the snail
Bro 1: Jessica sent nudes, you should see these snail tits
Bro 2: That's actually a massive turn on for me
The time of night where girls are so sloshed, they start to bare their breasts.
If I'm tired after a long day at work, I'll still hang out at the bar until the Titting Hour.
The alley between ones boobs. aka Cleavage
-Dude, check out that girl over there.. Sweet view of her tit alley!
-That guy should hit the gym, hes got way too much of a tit alley going on...
Hey bro see that beautiful girl over there she has amazing “string-tits)
the feeling when your boobs push together and send air up your shirt
“Damn, I got a face full of tit breeze there.”