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The self-congratulatory act of meaninglessly subverting a trope in media. Usually for the sake of appearing more well written than in actuality.
I stopped enjoying this show after season 2, the excessive trope fapping became really obvious.
It is when you're sad at 3 in the morning and you feel very moist in your crotch region and you beat off to your ex girl friends instagram pics. also referred to as a William Confere.
Come on Will! Not another soggy fap
A way prepubescent 12 year olds like to represent the act of fapping by slapping their hands against their legs, making a sound similar to fapping.
Man, did you see those pics of the Kardashians? *Leg faps*
(Friend shakes head repeatedly, because he knows his friend didn't actually see any pics)
When you pour gasoline on your dominant hand, set it a blaze, and start gapping furiously.
1st CountryGuy- "Boy howdy, I was FlameOn fapping last night"
2nd CoundryGuy- "What the fuck parnter, how many degree burns did you get"?
When one skips the first few minutes of a pornographic video (in most cases, free and online) that set up the plot of the porn. These few minutes are often filled by poor acting and frequently face plot issues such as hesitancy toward incest, sexual ultimatums, school girls offering sexual favors to their teachers, etc. Some pornographic sites have recently begun to do everyone a favor and provide bookmarks in their videos so that one may "fap forward" precisely to the sexual content.
Mike 1: Yo I was hesitant to click on this 50 minute porno on Brazzers last night but it was totally worth it!
Mike 2: Wow you sat through the whole thing?
Mike 1: No I just fap forwarded 38 minutes past the principal convincing the school girl to deep-throat his chode.
Someone who frequently prevents their friends from having a nice fap.
Nico- “Hey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”
Designated location where "the deed" is performed most often: bedroom, bathroom, public library, etc.
With a heavy door, loud doorknob, squeaky floorboards leading up to said door, computer that is blocked by an adjoining wall, surround sound headphones with sound isolating technology, and enough spare tissues to mop the floors after a Justin Bieber concert, my Fap Bunker is one that should not be underestimated.