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Post farmer

(noun) An individual who particapates in a post farm.

Mod 1: You know that news topic we made on the scammers?

Mod 2: Yeah, what about it.

Mod 1: A bunch of people are saying "thanks for the warning" but I think they're all just post farmers.

by Terabyte324 July 3, 2009


Post Thief

One who steals your FaceBook posts and reposts them as their own.

I put a post on my Face Book wall and Mary copied and pasted it to her wall as her own post! Mary is a "Post Thief"!

by Complimented December 27, 2010


Deaf as a post

To call someone "deaf as a post" is a way of expressing that you are annoyed with someone who is NOT deaf but somehow didn't manage to hear what you were saying to them

Guy: I told my boss that I couldn't make it to the meeting but he rang me and asked me where I was. I swear the man is as deaf as a post

by IKnowTheLingo June 27, 2020


Post-wank

When you keep jacking off even though you already came.

George jizzed everywhere but continued on in post-wank shame.

by Dickweed McGee March 25, 2014


Post Creeper

When a person spends alot of time reading other peoples posts on social media sites. A "Post Creeper" is typically a way for a person to know things about someone/other people they have never even met!

DrummerG: Hey man, dont leave posts about the weekends events on my Facebook page, my x girlfriend is a "post creeper"

by drummerg2 November 4, 2009


Stealth Post

When one shows up to an event not only unannounced but having prepared everyone that one WOULD NOT be coming.

Sam's eyes bugged out when Brent stealth posted at the Game since he'd told Sam he was going to be in Costa Rica that day.

by Smerv January 27, 2023


post-biben

The term originates from latin roots meaning "after drinking". This phenomenon often occurs the morning after a night of drinking, but it is unlike a hangover in that people are typically playful and possibly feel like they're still happily drunk. Symptoms may include episodes of excessive laughter, moderate to high stupidity, directional challenges, goofy mannerisms, eccentric thoughts and ideas, as well as feeling light and euphoric. A post-biben done well could and should last the remaining duration of the day.

"are you on something? why are you acting so silly?"
"nah, bro.. it's just a post-biben"

"it is so annoying that she has post-bibens when we all have hangovers"
"i know right, she laughs at weird things and is so happy and energetic."

by moookhs May 29, 2017