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When you shit on a woman's chest. and then proceed to titty-fuck her.
"After we got back to her place, I gave that bitch a New York Taco."
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A conservative comedy show on the "neutral" FOX news network.
A good example of epic fail.
Person A: Did you see that recent episode of the half hour news hour?
Person B: Yea those idiots have the humor level of a 3rd grader.
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A euphemism for being warned to stop what you're doing by the police. Used when retelling stories as an inside joke in mixed company.
Mom: How was your night?
Will: We hung around downtown for a while, messed around, went back to Hank's house.
Hade: Yeah, we made some new friends too.
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Sticking your thumb in a girls butt while doing her doggystyle, then smashing your hand with your other hand, while on the RailTrail in Southern York County, PA.
After a couple of drinks @ the Hodle, Stacy and I took a hike on the trail. I starting playing with her ass and then gave her a New Freedom Railroad Spike. She screamed louder than John Henry's hammer.
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What you say when you mean you’re nothing special; sure, I did this, but, I’m humble about it.
Also used as a humble reply to a compliment.
Ethan: Safira your handwriting is so perfect, mine is so bad!!
Safira: I’m no Miss New York.
Safira: I’m no Miss New York, but I wrote a 10-page-essay in two hours.
A previous year's New Year's resolution that went unachieved, and has thus been added to this year's list of resolutions.
Guy #1: Looks like you never did lose that 20 lbs you said you were going to lose last year.
Guy #2: Yeah, I'll have to make that one of my New Year's re-resolutions.
When you tea bag your girl backwards so her nose goes in your ass and the whole experience smells like shit.
She was a brown nosed suck up so I gave her a New Jersey Tea Bag.