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Someone who abandons friends and social obligations to play a game (new or old.)
Brad: “Hey we still going fishing this weekend right?
Ethan: Sorry I bought Doom Eternal and I’m going to play it all weekend.
Brad: Your leaving me to play a video game that you will always have?... You’re such a Game Simp.
The opposite of a simp. what did you expect idiot?
egirl: help i am hanging off a cliff
sugma: AIN'T NO SIMP
Points a sad excuse of a man gains when they lie about Ines Helen UNPROVOKED
“Ines and I chilled in Spain, she’s cool and all but in bed, she’s wild” aka simp points
Its me im Ian's biggest simp
Person 1:Man Lena is Ian Biggest Simp
Person 2: Yeah she'll die for that man
Pretty much any guy with the name Morgan.
Morgan simps his way through life. He is such a doting simp it’s embarrassing.
A unintentional typo that occurs when you type "FUCKING SIMP" and it appears as "****ING SIMP". It indicates the use of a regularly used profanity followed by a guy whose existence seems to be based around praising and agreeing with whatever points is made by a female.
Guy may be a serial apologists and is a geek over movies like LotR or a nerd about taxonomy/orchids.
-Playing a FPS-
Girl: Oh my god, why did you get the last hit? Why did you steal my kill????
SIMP: OH NO, SORRY KWEEN. I didn't mean too. You deserved it. uwu
Friend: Stop being a ****ING SIMP!!
A type of music generally sung from an African-American male point of view, generally falling in the R&B genre (but can include some blue-eyed soul as well), whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life IS to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life WAS when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life IS NOW that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life WAS UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 5) How horrible life WILL BE if or when one loses a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 6) How one will do anything it takes to keep a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman!). Popular R&B songs from the 1960’s through the 1990’s epitomize this (Such as songs from The Temptations, Barry White, Luther Vandross, and New Edition).
“Son, don’t put women on a pedestal. All that simping & blues music has you mighty confused as to how to act with them.” (OR) “Women expect too much from men these days because their expectations are set by all that simping & blues music.”