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A person who takes stuff from someone else's fridge without asking
Mom: Where is the left-over lasagna?
Kid: It's my friend. He's a fridge fairy!
A seven year old bitch who thinks she’s a fairy lived off of tok tok
That stupid gamer fairy
A gay person that harasses you for your shoes clashing.
"Man, stop being such a harrassing fairy! I like my shoes for what they are!"
(n) Any of the humanoid creatures that sparkle in the manner of a disco ball in the sun while courting underage schoolgirls and looking emo.
Did you see that pedo-riffic movie about the Dire fairy and the werewolves fighting over some girl they were constantly trying to kill??
A hash tag fairy is someone who hashtags whatever they want in a picture just to get more likes. Even though the hashtags have nothing to do with the image.
Timmy: oh my god why the fuck did sarah use so many random hashtags in a portrait of herself? #tree? Shes in the fucking bathroom!! Shes such a fucking hashtag fairy.
A whimsical pixie-like creature that flies around on most afternoons salting people's unsalted nuts. No one knows why or how the peanut fairies do what they do - most don't wish to know. Some consider it a blessing from the Gods themselves. Others find it to be a naughty, mischievous act. Either way, the peanut fairies are real and here to stay as they live exponentially longer than humans.
These peanuts were just harvested yesterday - how are they so salty already? Ouuuu that damn peanut fairy got me again!
While your significant other is sleeping, you need to ejaculate under her pillow without them waking up.
My wife woke up to a Tooth Fairy this morning. She left a nice treat for her under the pillow, without a trace.