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A guy who has a hooknose and acts like a twat.
"merrrr.... I'm trying to lipread!!"
"I'm a hooknose bastard and I act like a twat"
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A sequel of a book or movie made for the sole purpose of cashing in on the name of the first one. Is generally done with no input from the original author/creator. Usually bastardizes the characters and butchers the story of the original.
Examples of bastard sequels include Rurouni Kenshin: Seisouhen, Anne of Green Gables: The Continuing Story, Scarlett, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines and Return to the Secret Garden.
Someone who loves their own COC to pieces (even if it is big ). This person feels the need to flex their arse off about how they can spell the word “A” correct . THIS IS SECRETLY A CRY FOR HELP - I NEED THIS DUCKING SPELLING TEST
Norr looked at her arrogant fat bastardness in the mirror and was instantly turned to on like a noorwegian microwave ( I would too tbh - lucky bastard) She is what’s known as a arrogant bastard
Any Sunday night that falls before a Monday holiday. The Wednesday before thanksgiving is bastard Friday. The Fourth of July can cause various illegitimate weekend days.
In the case of a Monday holiday. The Sunday night before becomes an illegitimate non work night. Or bastard Saturday.
Same as Trifling Bitch except is male gender.
You mean to tell me, he stole all the belongings in your parents house and the cash and now wants to have a share of the inheritance. What a Trifling Bastard!
A person who thinks you're a boxset bully or is not willing to watch a TV show you highly recommend.
You're a boxset bastard.
These little fuckers are kind of like hipsters but they’re not. One could say that they are a little confused all they know is that they like the way beanies look so for some dumbass reason so they keep wearing them. Now they are not really hipsters because they are not organic and they don't really fuck with macha. THEY CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS GOD LOVING HIGH SCHOOL BOYS that look like they grow yeast for their kombucha in their room. So just imagine a regular, masturbating, nasty boy that fucks really hard with beanies.
MY VAGINA IS ALWAYS DRY AS LISAS PIE WHENEVER I SEE A BEANIE BASTARD.