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Just like St Paddy before him who didn't drive
the snakes out of Ireland....is now celebrated
on St Paddy's Day...
Saint Barry-O (aka Barack) has NOT driven the
"SNAKES" out of Washington either... so let's
celebrate like an Irishman - on April 1st TOO.
And they both make more sense if you're drunk!
{note to editors: is that politically correct enuff 4 ya? ;-)
Q - Isn't this Saint Barry's Day?
A - Yeah, look how he cleaned up DC..
- "April Fools" !!
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Similar in act to the dirty lemonade, however, this version can be achieved by performing the dirty lemonade. Once competed, tak the piss/shit mixture and retain it in the anal cavity for at least 10 seconds to allow a proper ratio of shit to piss. Then, waddle over top of the piss provider's face and proceed to pour a frothy glass of dirty frouws lemonade into the mouth.
After relieving himself, he leaned back and said to his lover, "Now pour me a mouthful of dirty barrie lemonade, bitch."
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Was actually a banned Vegas act with Barry Manilow and a magician. In the mid ‘80s Barry Manilow wanted to spice up his Vegas act by introducing a magician. After an extensive interview process he settled on Franz Horn (no relation). Franz is the brother of Roy Horn of Sigreid and Roy fame. Franz was a less popular magician because he used the old fashioned rabbit in the hat rather than his brothers more extravagant tiger act. Well Barry Manilow’s invite was the true calling for this lesser known German immigrants career.
Well these two great minds combined their acts into a choreographed music and magic show. The final song was Manilow's hit Copacabana. At the end of the song Manilow pulls down his pants and bends over. Franz reaches into Manilow ass and pulls out a bunny rabbit hence the Barry Manilow Wonder Bunny. Well as you guessed the critics did not favor this act and it was immediately canceled. Manilow went on to be a success in Vegas. Unfortunately Franz Horn took his own life in 1996. His magical wonders will be missed.
Did you ever get a chance to see the Barry Manilow Wonder Bunny act.
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Hey Man You going to that Barry Burgers Bday Bash
Person 2: Hell Yes Sound like a Hella Dope Lit Party
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You don't want to ever look at Barry Wayne Brown III he belongs to chasity
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From Friday After Next, it means to strike somebody with a baseball bat from behind.
Uncle Elroy finds Craig and DeDe tokin behind the shack and threatens to "Barry Bonds yo black ass"
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