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The place where all the H4X0rz on D2 hang out to duel and shit.
guy: OMG LIEK I MADE MY OWN '13371337 Ch4RM OF TELEWALKING OMGZORZ'
guy2: OMG CAN I HVAE SUM O' DAT????
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term used to describe a girl(sometimes a softball player) whose pussy is so tight, it can be used to open a bottle; usually an exaggeration
Hey, its the 1st basemen for the softball team, she's so tight, shes a bottle-opener!
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Such a fierce buttox explosion that the methane all comes out at once. Causing the cheeks to fully seperate, and observers to flee.
Almost toxic.
As Jim went to light his cigarette, the extremelly large woman bending over in front of him let out a can opener causing the whole place to explode.
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Person: "I have a drawer and when it is open I call it an open drawer."
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The area between a female's boobs and vagina. Also known as her stomach.
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When a woman see ur bulge appear caus its so big the zipper between the pants fails to zip itself.
Stephen was doing a project with Sally. She told him to come closer, until both thighs touched each other. Stephen's underwear couldnt hold the large cock he had so he opened his fly and jerked out a bit. His cock came flying out and Sally could see a huge blue bulge between the black pants. She trolled him by sitting on Stephen. She felt the head of the penis and let out a moan.She felt his cock twitch sideways and whispered to him seductively, "I want you on me later." At the end of class, one of his classmates saw something and told him that his fly is open. He blushed. He ran to the unisex toilets and banged open the door. There, on the cold tiles, Sally, wearing a thong was jerking out. "Daddy, you take so long" she said. She went over to me and pulled my pants while I unclipped her bra. They were jigging up and down. I gave them both a peck and she returned the favour by ripping my boxers full of pre-cum since class and licking all of it. She took off my shirt and rubbed it against her pussy, making me as hard as I could get. But now we needed lube caus my dick was dry but she mixed her saliva with her love juice and made my 6' ready for insertion. We made out for a few minutes while I inserted a few fingers in her soggy pussy until it was time I made her orgasm. My dick and I were excited. I began, faster and faster until her moans were so loud it became screams for a second and then all her love juices came onto my face as I pulled out and licked it all.
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Many years ago Father's would force his daughter to wear a chastity belt to prevent her from losing her virginity. Sometime during the Industrial Age the 'cunt opener' was invented. It was a device that hung on the wall developed by Black and Dekker. You would insert the woman upside down and she would spin around until she fell to the ground and the little magnet would retain the chastity belt.
Crap, her Dad padlocked a chastity belt on her!! Dudes, anyone got a 'cunt opener' on them?
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