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Center of universe fashion god
this man is so straight that his graphs are always curved
loves Prada
His jokes are so "funny"
brings students to his sex dungeon
has broken england
OMG is that keith tan? Run before he brings u to his sex dungeon and rape u.
The brownish discoloration typical around the underside of the groin and butt - typically found on people who are grotesquely overweight.
"That was nasty, this fat guy bent over in gym shorts and he had excessive pooty tan."
Pallor obtained by spending too much time at work. Specially applies to motor racing mechanics who avoid exposure to the sun by lying comfortably under cars. Also applied to the entire body of the owner of the pallor.
"Hey, get your workshop tan over here and check Kevin's new seam welding."
Wanting to get such a dark tan that you blend into the night sky.
Man, my company is firing all the whites here. I better get an african tan to make sure my job is safe.
The reddish colored tan one gets while tailgating in the Jetro Lot, or just while tailgating in general. Sometimes painful, may lead to cancer, and somewhat preventable via sunblock.
Person A: Hey man, that sunburn looks nasty
Person B: What sunburn? This is just my Jetro tan...
Person A: ...
A farmer's tan, or a trucker's tan.
I got a man tan on my arms from playing golf at noon in August.
when you wear fake tan and you sweat loads because of the tan
put tan on last night and now i have the tan sweats