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Walker of Shame

Walk of Shame in a nursing home, where the visitor uses a walker to get back to their own room after hooking up in another resident's room. They may or may not remember if it was a one nighter or not.

Nurse 1: Blanch wasn't in her room this morning.
Nurse 2: last night she was visiting Norman in his room.
Nurse 1: oh- here she comes now, doing the Walker of Shame back to her room.
Nurse 2: look at that smile! Maybe I should sign up for Norm's sponge bath!

by SildogintheNatti June 14, 2016


Teen-shaming

When your teenager acts extra cool while implying that you're old and lame.

"That's not even a word" she said walking sideways up the stairs, as she was totally teen-shaming me.

by SteveXYZ December 10, 2017


Food Shamed

Food shamed (or food shaming): Being judged unfairly about your relationship with food.

Emma was eating a cupcake at work when Lisa food shamed her in the work whatsapp group.

Cheers petal!

by Mr. Retsbol November 27, 2018


Cookie Shame

Excessive consumption of cookies during the holidays, resulting in a profound sense of shame that somehow cannot prevent you from eating more cookies.

After devouring sugar cookies for breakfast, again, the feeling of Cookie Shame sets in.

by nutsong December 22, 2013


shame tube

A kid friendly slang term for the male genitalia. Roman Catholic in origin, however, it's precise etymology has yet to be discovered. Scholars, to this day, continue to argue over the first musings of the term.

Made popular by writer/comedian Dan Harmon in the opening monologue of the 152nd episode of the Harmontown podcast titled: "White Guilt Kerosene On The White Guilt Bonfire".

"If you push my shame button, the shame tube will empty."

"Father Peter let me dip my shame tube in the communion wine again last night"

by SirAsshat June 25, 2015


Shame Generator

A bathroom scale

I bought a new shame generator from Ikea yesterday. I need to keep an eye on my weight.

by detfrost1 June 24, 2011

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Corona-shamed

When a person is shamed for not using proper hygiene or taking the proper precautions during the COVID-19 Pandemic. Typically this is done on social media to celebrities that are closely associated with a COVID-19 case or have had the virus and do not take proper precautions to prevent the spread. While the person can be shamed for violating quarantine guidelines to do errands for which delivery is possible, or when they do not wear a mask in public places and/or do not respect the property distances, etc. But it can also be for saying something stupid like COVID-19 is just like the flu, especially when it is peaking and 2,000 people are dying.

Just after his live broadcast from his house to describe the horror of his wife getting a positive COVID-19 test result, the celebrity was found in a local Pharmacy buying sunglasses, which he could have gotten online. This caused as ruckus in the store as he was Corona-shamed by some and fawned all over by others. His loud sneeze could be seen all over social media.

by mlhiss April 18, 2020