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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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An essential tool to the hardcore pimp, while a mere prop for softcore pimps. Hardcore pimps usually tip their canes with gold, an element conducive to manipulation of the pimp field. Unfortunately, softcore pimps think themselves as "above" this and use their wealth to completely plate their cane with gold, or create gold canes outright. This serves no purpose but to cause greater differentiated wealth distribution and suffering in the world. Hardcore pimps understand this, and do only what is necessary to use the pimp force to maintain good and balance in society.
Average dimensions measure 3 feet tall x 2 inches wide x 2 inches deep.
Usually made from a special wood-metal alloy that only hardcore pimps know how to make. Softcore pimps substitute with valuable metals such as platinum or gold.
"Never use your pimp cane to smack that azz!" - Pimp Mommy A
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people who usually do a lot of girls and have lots of one night stands.
when popular rapers say that they are pimps
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a man with bitches and ho's and make the pimp money.
make me some greens because im a pimp bithes.
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A dude that gets with mad girls at hooks up with them alot
Damn, u see Tim at the party hes mad pimp!
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A male that embellishes himself with bling, in order to attract attention from others, both male and female.
John is really looking like a pimp these days.
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