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Can mean anything from 10 minutes to a day. Never truly means 1- second, often used in place of or with “Two Seconds” an even bigger cap, a yankee with all brim. 1-2 seconds is the most flexible unit of measurement in the common language.
Mya: One second, I’ll call you back
Me: Word
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French Narrator from Spongebob: “2 Hours Later”
Mya: Why didn’t you call me?
Me: You said you were gonna call me 😭
A measure of time which is described as one second but is usually much longer than one second.
The name, "football seconds" comes from the fact that usually football games last longer than the time on the clock.
Kandi: When does the football game end?
DeAndre: In 30 seconds. It's the 4th quarter.
Kandi (under her breath): More like 30 football seconds.
A long time, generally between 2-3 hours possible to extend to 24 hrs depending on beer and bitches
Example: ill be there in a john second... 3 hrs later you arrive
One dog second is around 0.003 seconds. Yes I calculated it it took a lot of time and it was worth it.
P1: Hey how much is one dog second?
P2:one sec...(30 minutes later) 0.003 seconds is one dog second.
An extended period of time usually when you're bored off your tree
Oisin: Did it take you long to bust a load last night?
Brendan: Yea, I lasted a wet second
A fleeting moment in life where everything is perfect and nothing can hold you down.
"Do you remember when Crosby scored the winning goal in the Olympics?" "Yeah man, that was a silver second."
The amount of time it takes for a Reddit comment to be downvoted after posting it.
Wow, I just agreed with OP and my comment got downvoted in a Reddit second.
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