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When a man peas in a water flask and then shoves it up his ass. Then he plays the flute really hard and bubbles the piss. The piss drain into his stomach and he throws up everywhere and shits the flask out which covers him in piss and shit. He then mixes all of his poop,piss, and vomit and Diet Coke into the flask and drinks it, causing his stomach to rupture and bleed out and die. You also have to do this in northern Tennessee
Guy:you here about Connor
Guy 2: yeah I heard, he did the Northern Tennessee water flask special
Miacheal jorden: jumpsot
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Alcoholic beverage made from Jack Daniels tennessee whiskey, Tequila and red bull. You must take shot with your right hand.
Yo bar keep, hook me up with a right-handed tennessee stripper bomb.
A sexual act when a female gives head to 2 men at the same time. She goes from one log to the other thus giving the name Tennessee River Twin Log Jammer. She has to keep the wood wet like the river and hard. Has to fix the log jam only 1 log in the machine at a time.
The Tennessee River Twin Log Jammer was the best thing bros can do to hoes your brothers will thank you for the suggestion and might have a fun night as well.
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When you put hotsauce on your hand and put all four fingers and the thumb up to the knuckles in a girl's ass and rotate your fist while reverse titty-fucking her as she sticks a pencil up your asshole and twists it.
On the way to the away game, Jill and I shared a deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus. My court date is next week.
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The state of being clean on all drugs except whiskey and beer.
I can finally pass a drug test because I’ve been Tennessee sober for 2 months.
Sober to all alcohol apart from Whisky aka California Sober but without the weed.
I’m only drinking Jack Daniels at the moment as I’m Tennessee Sober
Sitting on your hand until it's numb and then proceeding to using the other one to jerk off with the numb hand.
Jessie said she was too tired last night so I gave myself a Tennessee handshake, it's pretty much the same thing.