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Commonly your younger brother or sister who stands right behind you because they are shy around people they don't know or you have to mind them and they take mums words "Stick close to your older brother/sister" literally.
Friend:Oh my God did you see Game Of Thrones yesturday when they-
Me:Shhhhh... I have a Second shadow
the second in a line of assholes
chad the second is an asshole
A Jira second is defined as roughly 10 seconds longer than what you usually would expect.
A: "I did press Save, but nothing happens."
B: "Just wait for a Jira second to"
One dog second is around 0.003 seconds. Yes I calculated it it took a lot of time and it was worth it.
P1: Hey how much is one dog second?
P2:one sec...(30 minutes later) 0.003 seconds is one dog second.
An extended period of time usually when you're bored off your tree
Oisin: Did it take you long to bust a load last night?
Brendan: Yea, I lasted a wet second
A fleeting moment in life where everything is perfect and nothing can hold you down.
"Do you remember when Crosby scored the winning goal in the Olympics?" "Yeah man, that was a silver second."
The amount of time it takes for a Reddit comment to be downvoted after posting it.
Wow, I just agreed with OP and my comment got downvoted in a Reddit second.
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