snot bear

A stuffed animal upon which a child wipes her dripping nasal secretions, prototypically a favorite teddy bear from which she is inseparable.

See Jane run. See Jane's nose run. See Jane wipe her nose on her snot bear.

Or: "I can't believe you have Snot Bear after all these years! Has he ever been washed?" "Of course not!"

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Drop Bear

The most fearsome marsupial of Australia. They hide in trees and will prevent anyone from camping beneath the foliage, for they will drop down upon you and maim and/or eat you. See Also Hoop Snakes

I was going to travel to Australia but those Drop Bears sound dangerous.

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drop bear

An Australian Animal. Extremely dangerous and barely known.

"Don't camp under that tree. There could be drop bears"

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joey bear

a totally attractive, smart, athletic, off the charts cute
guy who is worshiped by all female; god to all who
are blessed to meet him.

I wish all men were joey bears.

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necro bear

necro bear is the brother of pedo bear.
he doesn't like child porn as much as pedo bear. necro bear likes necro porn.
he has glasses and a moustache

you see a dead person.
you see a bear.
The bear has glasses and a moustache.
you know it's necro bear

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poopy bear

The most adorable man in the world. Completely loved and adored by everyone that knows him but especially by his beloved.

Men that don't like to be called poopy bear are selfish arrogant men that will always be alone.

Poopy Bear, you are my everything.

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winter bear

the most dangerous bear of all. (can also be applied to people who are ticking time bombs)

known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.

in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.

RIA: damn i forgot my lighter.

ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.

RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.