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Alexis Barnes is one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet. She doesn’t like to have drama but she likes to here other people’s tea. Alexis is a good and honest person, sometimes with anxiety but good friends can help her through it. Alexis will probably think she is fat but in reality she is just thicc. If you find a Alexis Barnes don’t loose her, she is one of the best friends you will ever have.
Alexis Barnes is so nice!
what you say to your gay friend when they ask what happened but you can’t be bothered to say the thing that actually happened because its boring and a barn blowing is way cooler.
“Why’d you leave early from class?” asks the gay friend in question.
“Barn blew up,” you reply.
1 n: a strip club or adult club.
Hey johny, you wanna go to the (booby barn?) i heard your mom was gonna be there haha "johny: bruh"
A fat barnacle who spills drinks, stuffs his back with other people's drink and also shits himself.
Wow. Matt Barnes was such a cunt last night.
A barn owl is a lazy farm worker, who instead of doing the job s/he agreed to be paid to do, is likely to be found sleeping in the barn.
I'm tired of hiring teenagers to help work this farm with me only to find out they want to be highly paid barn owls!
The barn owl is the most widely distributed species of owl in the world and one of the most widespread of all species of birds, being found almost everywhere except for the polar and desert regions, Asia north of the Himalayas, most of Indonesia, and some Pacific Islands.
Jimmy: Hey!
Rob: You See That Barn Owl UP There?
Jimmy: Yeah, Why?
Rob: Well, I've Been Trying To Catch It For Weeks! It's Really Fast.