L bozo + ratio + stay mad + yb better

loser bozo ratio meaning i got more likes than you therefor making your comment invalid stay mad because i got more likes than you nba youngboy is better than you

"you're so racist"
"nigga The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation L bozo + ratio + stay mad + yb better"

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Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.

modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"

Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"

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I think we can do better than that

A compilation of disgusting videos listed in the order below
1. A woman pushes a beer can out of her pussy
2. 2 camels fucking on the road
3. A woman sitting on an arm (all the way in)
4. A girl pushing hundreds of gummy worms out of her asshile and pussy
5. A man harshly fisting a woman on a boat
6. A woman shoves her arm into another woman pussy and pushes upwards, so you can see the arm.

Did you see that video called I think we can do better than that? Ngl I would Fap to it again!

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Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better

Trying to plead your case in a situation of guilt when you are actually doing more damage than good. Digging yourself deeper.

Mr. Brown went to represent himself at his trial. A spectator saw him and just said to him that he was "Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better."

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My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn

Basically nicholas' life story

Nicholas: this is my life story:
My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn

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liked you better when you were fat

Sarcastic way of saying you don’t like someone (because the person was never fat)

Jim: Fred I liked you better when you were fat
Fred: I never was fat
Jim:I know, I never liked you

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MID+RATIO+L BOZO+YB BETTER+SUGONDESENUTZ

you're gay

Person 1: Bro Naruto is goated Person 2: MID+RATIO+L BOZO+YB BETTER+SUGONDESENUTZ

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