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Someone who values listening to themselves speak endlessly about a subject no one really esteems or cares about. The speaker carries on indefinetly in attempt to make everyone around him feel baser until someone has the nerve to call him smart ass.
Anyone who gives a filibuster demonstrates a small percentage of the smart asses out there.
is when a douchebag named Shane calls you a dumb dick because clearly he is jealous of your intelligence. In reality you are not a dumb dick but a super intelligent woman as some who say a 'smart dick'.
Shane:" That was a good one you dumb dick"
Intelligent Woman: " I am a smart dick thank you very much"
Shane:" There is no such thing as a smart dick"
Intelligent Woman:" Yes there is... don't make me urban dictionary that shit"
Someone who thinks that know it all.
what ma friend paul usually tells me hahahaha!!!
Paul says 2 me: u smart ass xD
Nonexistent. You're smart, or you're a jock.
There's no such thing as a Smart Jock.
A person who is smart when it comes to some things, but retarded when it comes to others.
She's book smart, but when it comes to street smart, she's retarded. That girl's a smart tard.
When you spend 15 minutes explaining to a waitress what a motorcade is, and she has a blank look on her face and asks you if that's one of those jailbox things.
Wow, that waitress is jailbox smart!