up to your nuts in guts

To be fully inserted into one's partner during the sexual act; to be up to the maker's mark. Descriptive of the lovely warm engulfment one feels when balls deep.

I had to listen to Cindy screaming through that paper-thin wall. Chuck, you must have been up to your nuts in guts all night! - Sol R.

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let my nuts hang

To relax, to chill. Basically describes how your a male's testicles hang when they are wearing nothing or loose fitting more confortable clothes.

Person 1 "What are you going to do after work?"

Person 2 "I'm just going to let my nuts hang. It’s been a busy day."

"I've been at work for almost 12 hours, time to go home and let my nuts hang."

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Suck my left nut

A way to tell someone that they can go fuck themselves.

Some random idiot: Your friends don't like you. Me: Suck my left nut.

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slapfuck your nuts

slapping someone so hard it fucking hurts like a kick to the nuts

I'll slapfuck your nuts Carolina.

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Sudden Nut Death Syndrome

A situationally induced condition wherein your nuts precipitously detach, fall away from your body, and roll away from you.

It all happened so quickly when he chose to not speak up; we all witnessed the cruelty of Sudden Nut Death Syndrome as his balls just fell off, rolling down and out of his pant leg, into the street.

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thumb detecting nut fucker

The right tool for every job.
Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.

Fellow 1: What happened to your hand?
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.

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Fudge Nut Brownie Explosion

Now first of all, you need to eat a couple handfulls of whole, un-chewed peanuts about 2 hours prior to game time. Now that you've prepared, your gonna wanna squat over a girls face and simultaneously cum down-wards onto her face while shitting peanut-shit, also onto her face.

After a long night at the bar snacking on bar nuts, Jeffery knew tonight his girlfriend was getting the Fudge Nut Brownie Explosion.

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