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Predicting the size, shape and cheese content of a persons penis
Im a Keenile Penis Predictor and i bet that bloke over there has a really short and fat penis with cheese dripping off the end
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Is totally awesome. A manlier version of "rocks my socks."
Damn, that Lamborghini rocks penis.
This dessert rocks penis.
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The act of slapping your buddy's penis head with your own in a celebration of sexual intercourse either herterosexual or homosexual.
After Berry and I finished ravaging those twins we penis hi-5'd without the worry of being thought of as gay.
After Berry and I finished ravaging each other we penis hi-5'd without the worry of being through of as straight.
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n. sperm
I created a small human in a woman's baby chamber using bionic penis beams.
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Lack of penis is a very serious disease. It is cause when masturbating, but do not ejaculate. It is similar to Blue Balls except LOP is the swelling of the penis. This may seem like a good idea, but keep in mind that if it swells too much, it will lose its nerves, slowly disconnecting itself to your crotchal area. In 5-7 weeks, it will fall off.
Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you'll get LOPs and your willy will fall off!
lack of penis (LOP)
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You shove a penut into your Japs Eye, you then masturbate and then fire the penut at a target.
" Wow, your good at Penis Target Shooting. "
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The bigger your mohawk gets, the smaller your penis gets. Sometimes, the penis doesn't grow back after you cut off your mohawk.
And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.
And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.
Sarah: Did Justin Bieber used to have a mohawk? 'cause his penis is so small.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.
Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?
Corbin: Yes.
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