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The act of taking one's penis, navigating it through their gooch, tucking it under, fitting the tip inside of their rectum, and proceeding to urinate past their sphincter.
Guy: "Dude guess what!"
Dude: "What?"
Guy: "I got these new pills and they enhanced my unit, now I am able to Auto-urenemate!"
Dude: "That's fucking awesome! I need to get me some of those, my sphincter is parched."
I took her back home and right before we hooked up I noticed a large bulge in her pants, she was an auto-thot all along.
When you type out a word and it auto corrects but in reality you're dyslexic so you get mad at yourself and the phone.
God dammit auto-dyslexic
When you are jerking off and before you nut you light your pubic hairs on fire. Then proceed to nut and put out the flames then grab a hand held mirror and yell "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN".
Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo bro you tryna hang out tonight?
Guy 1: Nah I'm gonna be busy.
Guy 2: With what?
Guy 1: Oh just some auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: IT'S THE BEST MAN!
Something post Malone used too much of
Post Malone: Hey turn up the auto tune
Producer: it’s all the way up and I have 3 different auto tuners running to auto tune your voice all the way up!
Post Malone: oh
The act of someone who gets off on raising taxes on his own.
Wisconsin Governor, Tony Evers, suffers from auto-erotic taxation.
This stereotype is the type of person that can't under any circumstance accept that anything is a joke, for example you say something like "yo momma so thin she slide under the door, not open it up!" And Auto Correct instead of laughing would barge into the conversation and start saying something like "My mom is not thin, she is healthy and average weight." And autocorrect may be right technically, but at what cost?
The neighborhood Auto-Correct can not take a joke! Can't he tell I was kidding?