flour patch kid

a pasty white person that’s a little bit crusty and probably a furry. they probably also wear a gorilla onesie.

josh pulling off that flour patch kid look.

Patch Eyed Demon

Nickname given to Charlemagne the God via Momma's Cooking

Kwame Brown serving Momma's Cooking on Charlemagne the God on YouTube. "OH GAWD! Patch Eyed Demon Patched eyed black face short little demon OH GAWD!"

eye-patch underwear

Type of thong underwear worn by one of Michael Duvall's mistresses.

Michael (bragging about affair) : She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!

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Battlefield 2 patch

A battlefield 2 patch is similar to a computer virus. The patch slowly degrades the game into a heaping pile of crap. With each major match, a series of smaller hotfix patches are required to fix the many flaws of the major patch. Even after the hotfix patches, the bugs are still rampant.

"OMG BF 1.3 patch is out we're SAVED!!!"

"This battlefield 2 patch is a patch to patch the patch of the patched patch which needed to be patched after the patch before the original patch was patched."

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Soul Patch

(n). A girlfriend or wife of a gay man, traditionally called a Beard, but for religious reasons.

Karen Pence is a Soul Patch.

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punkin patch

a person who has alotta hair on thier body

Dang that chick is a straight up punkin patch

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Hag Patch

The patch what lies central of the female groinage area.
Also known as the Axe wound, gash, flange, spam purse.

"Holy shit Jeremy, she's got her hag patch out!"

"Get your hag patch out you slappa"

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