The AirPod

The AirPod is a corporation that created the world's first smart napping pod - the AirPod unit. AirPod unit is also a fundamental building block of a worldwide AirPod business model, initialized by the third person's investments and based on IPO.

The AirPod unit
AirPod unit incorporates smart functions that offer advanced usage of the pod. The pod will offer a nap place with revitalization function, the option to use the web and different entertainment possibilities.

The AirPod business
AirPod business in its core in inevitably connected to the innovative product - AIRPOD smart napping pod. Market entry points are the world's busiest airports, where user flow is guaranteed due to unexpected flight delays and frequent waiting for transit flights. AirPod users (Airpodders) will be generating constant income flow. The income will be distributed among initial supporters in form of lifetime monthly revenue.

The AirPod is a corporation that created the world's first smart napping pod.

airpodism

head phone discrimination

*someone with airpods to someone without airpods*: it smells like broke in here

random person: stop this airpodism

Airpods

A scam product created by Apple to steal your money.

I just wasted my money on Apples Airpods.

3👍 2👎

AirPod

This item is majestic but only a term used by high class people. You can't use this term if you are a peasant. An AirPod means luxury.

This hotel room is so AirPod.

3👍 2👎

Airpods

Shit twins created by Apple.

-Hi Jack!
-...
-Jack, do you listen me?
-...
-Jack!
-...

Few minutes later

-Ohh, hello. Sorry, I had Airpods in my ears.

2👍 1👎

AirPods

Fancy product designed by Apple for people with money to display to people that they are rich and that everyone else is broke.

*Someone buys AirPods*

Person with AirPods: ...
Everyone Else: “OMG HE’S RICH YALL, HE’S GOT

AIRPODS!!”

2👍 1👎

AirPod

A small speaker to not only flex on poor people but too also stick up your ass so you can play music without your teacher being able to take anything away. This is such a convienent little portable speaker to take on the go! Open your mouth to really get the music blasting, and then jam out!

wow! Can I try out your airpods man?!

2👍 1👎