pie eyed

Intoxicated; extremely drunk

"I got completely pie eyed last night and hooked up with a total mutt."

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Pistachio Eyed

Pistachio eyed means that you're so high (blazed) that your eyes start to look like pistachios. Your eye is the pistachio seed and your eye lids are the pistachio shell. The shell on a pistachio slighty covers the seed inside to where you can barely see it which resembles your eyes.

"Damn man! I'm so pistachio eyed!"
"Look at Leo, he is pistachio eyed!"

"Did you get pistachio eyed last night?"

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Chinese-Eyed

Stoned. Intoxicated from smoking pot. Refers to being droopy-eyed

Duuude, I am SO chinese-eyed, lets roll to Taco-Rama and stuff mucho Grindage

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one-eyed

Inbred, from a very remote place, and/or extremely ignorant. The logical extension of the notion that the more inbred one is, the closer-set their eyes.

My car broke down in such a one-eyed town that nobody'd ever even heard of a Kia.

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googlie-eyed

1. the action of having put googlie-eyes (those little plastic wiggly eyes kids use in art class') on something (or someone)

2. irrationally "falling for" someone and being obvious about it; having a crush on someone and having an udder lack of coy about it

1. Suzy, have the kids googlie-eyed their puppets yet?

2. Don't pretend, we all know you're googlie-eyed about her.
She's googlie-eyed about him and it's beginning to sicken me how much she flirts with him.

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Kross Eyed

One of the many effects caused by smoking crack.

After hittin the stem a couple times, Keon became as Kross Eyed as Kriss Kross

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googly eyed

When a person is attracted to someone their eyes go all strange when they look at them.

People may not realise they are doing this but it is apparent to everyone else.

"Look at Tom, he's gone all googly eyed over Hetty"

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