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Flippin' awesome New Zealand band consisting of two talented and hilarious guys, Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie. Their style has been described as folk, parody, and musical comedy, but is really a combination of all three and more. They also star in a television series on HBO, Flight of the Conchords. If you don't know about FoTC, look them up on YouTube.
Some songs: Albi, Robot, Jenny, Not Crying, Business Time
Bret McKenzie of Flight of the Conchords has it going on.
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Where's Jeremy
I don't know probably left to catch flights
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The only shop in a squadron that is continuously pestered and bothered by other shops, for the lack of contribution to aircraft maintenance by bitch ass whiners who are mad and over worked due to their superiors having poor leadership qualities.
You want me to go to which aircraft and fix what? I'm sorry you must be new, we're flight equipment we don't do that shit, maybe you'll think about lat moving when you re-enlist.
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The stress mechanism that all human beings possess whenever they encounter a stressful situation. This involves chemicals such as adrenaline and cortisol overriding the brain in which the person will either face the situation like a badass, or run away like a total pussy.
*fight or flight in a nutshell*
Person 1: "I'm going to kick your ass for fucking my mother last night." (pulls out bat)
Person 2: "FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT." (runs away)
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When you eat something while in the process of defecating.
My sandwich was so delicious that I brought it into the bathroom with me for an in-flight refuel.
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Term to describe an attractive flight attendant.
"I had a long trip from LA to Boston, but luckily there was a cute little flight stimulator to keep me company."
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a person who is likely to leave the country before a trial or bail hearing.
The judge kept the man behind bars as it was believed that he was a flight risk
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