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A road cyclist who spontaneously takes up gravel riding in an effort to be cool and different won't and shut up about it. Gravel Privateers will be sure to volunteer about their newfound identity via many Strava and Instagram posts.
Victor: I just bought a $9,000 gravel bike. I am a Gravel Privateer!
Jeremy: Me too. I'm a Cat 5 racer, but I'm actually a part time Gravel Privateer myself.
Dat: Hey guys, I'm riding the river trail tomorrow with the road group, want to join?
Jeremy and Victor: Sorry, can't make it because training for our first Belfian Waffle. Road cycling in lame. We are Gravel Privateers now :)~
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A person, being of vertically challenged stature, who releases noxious gasses from below the belt, resulting in a cloud of small rocks and other debris being blown around by the release of said gasses. The act of blowing up gravel and various debris when releasing flatulence so close to the ground.
"Did you see what happened when Shelly farted while walking on the dirt road? She's so short that rocks started flying everywhere!"
"Ha ha, yeah, she's a real gravel blower!"
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I just copped this dope t-shirt from digital gravel.
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A type of out of stomach experience performed in a pub car park or beside the road on the way home.
Where've you been, you look awful?!
Just popped out to growl at the gravel in the car park.
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When the ground is so covered with shells ejected from firearms, there is more brass than dirt.
Johnny slipped and fell at the shooting range due to the cylindrical and slick properties of the Tennessee Gravel that covered much of the ground.
The act of purposely driving on the shoulder of the road to shoot rocks or other debris at the car behind to prevent tailgating.
Dude the guy driving behind us is tailgating you, start gravel dusting him so he backs off.
Racist remark towards our south of the border buddies. aka Mexicans, Latinos.
I've been on border patrol for over 10 years and those gravel belly fucks just keep trying to sneak into the US.
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