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the coolest and funniest person alive, he is a good friend and is awesome. He is the best name ever an is very handsom.
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1)The name of an amazing guy who does anything for his woman. He is commonly mistaken for the definiton "To perform a sex act on a coworker or usually one to have sex with all of your friends' girlfriends." He doesnt do that. However, he is "the coolest fucking person alive". He also likes his women thick (not fat) and he loves girls that are Italian, Polish, and Black. He is the nicest, most friendliest, caring guy you will ever meet.
2) The constipated vampire from Twilight.
1a) That Jasper is such a nice boy!
1b) Dang! I didnt know Jasper liked his girls thick! Get it boyy!!
2) Dude, that Jasper guy always looks constipated off of Twilight. Maybe he should buy some laxatives!
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Jasper is a man's name but when you meet a girl named Jasper, don't pass-up on her. She's loud, but a good type of loud. Funny, outgoing, honest and has a great smile. Female Jaspers' are unique and are great to be around.
They're a great friend, and they make a great girlfriend.
Jaspers' are easy to fall for, and once you do, there is no way to lose your feelings for her.
Jaspers' can be cruel when need-be, and they're good with manipulation.
"Who's that girl?"
"Jasper."
"Why is she so obnoxious?"
"Because she's a female Jasper. She's great, huh?"
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slang term for beer or lager originating from the Netherlands.
Yo man, pass me another Jasper.
Are there any more Jaspers left in the fridge?
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To half-ass something; to make it appear an object or item has been fixed but will fall apart or break soon after touching or using it.
Person A: That used truck you bought is awesome!
Person B: Yeah, but the guy I got it from totally jaspered everything on it. There's double-sided tape on the gas door, bondo all over, and the radio falls apart when you try to use it.
Person A: Sorry, man. Sounds like you definitely got jaspered on that one.
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biggest local druggo you'll come across. you'll most likely find him in his shed chill bangin with dad playing fortnite. he's also an alright sk8er boi. he's also funny and has a ballsack haircut
person 1 : whose that stoner ?
person 2 : oh that's just jasper
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1. a naive, or simple man
2. a wasp
I don't care if this jasper is looking for help. I can't do anything for him.
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