jebus

the one (-:

'oh holy lord Jebus, save us from our misery'
'I want to die Jebus pls choke me'

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jebus

A word originaly used by Homer Simpson while on a rafting trip full of mishap and adventure and later when he became a missionary.

"Save me Jebus!" (extra ten letters)

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jebus

Variation of 'Jesus' first invented by Duke Ellington so as not to be beaten by nuns. Borrowed by Frank Zappa and, from there, by Matt G.

Jesus: Daaaaad, do I have a brother.

God: Uh, no, not that I know of.

Jesus: Then who's this 'Jebus' everyone keeps talking about?

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jebus

Jesus' brother, also referred to as "Jesus' brother, Daryll!"

Hi I'm Jesus.
Hi I'm Jesus' brother, Daryll!

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jebus

was originally transcribed by a naked goat named judith on a hillside in freckleton, this hillside was very hilly and grassy and was the hillside where jebus removed the chocolate egg which blocked him from getting out of the cave where the rumans chucked some lettuce making him want to go in, this is a true story BELIEVE ME!!!!!

a little hen want ing to cross the road to get to the other side but getting squashed in the process by a mighty being named jebus the holy moly god of chickens.com, visit at ye peril. IF U DARE!!!!!!!!!

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jebus

Jebus is indescribable. And short. But we love him anyway.

1. Never play online with jebus. He always uses the 'walk on water' hack
2. SMITE HIM, JEBUS!
3. 'Missed the bugger'

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-Jebus-

-Jebus- a substitute for Jesus, dont piss him off, hell cause another tsunami.

Person: Jebus your ghay
Jebus: You will regret that *uses power to shrink persons penis*
Person: :'-( hey, give it back

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