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Santa clausing is the task of running over to some far away and do something to them.
Yeah I went over there and santa Claus fucked her
That guy just came over here and santa clause punched me
Santa clausing is the best way to fuck
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An extremely Liberal individual. A Santa Clause follows unrealistic economic and social principles and hates religion.
Santa Clauses often drive a hatchback and reward naughty children under the tree.
God is a Republican and Santa Clause is a Democrat.
That limp-wristed, pot-smoking, daisy-picking Liberal is such a SANTA CLAUSE.
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When ur gettin head or having sex and u pull out and skeet on her mouth. Leaving her chin white and dripping
Tasha didn't let me skeet in her mouth so she closed it and I santa claused her face
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A clause in a contract that is only true if you believe it.
eg. a "Santa Clause Clause" would be a clause stating that you may never sue the other party to the contract no matter what he does.
A sex act. Like a pearl necklace, only in the shape of a beard, and on three ho's.
Bro: I did a Full Santa Clause this year!
Dude: No way!
Bro: Yea. My girlfriend left because of it.
Drunk to the point of losing the ability to filter your thoughts. All judgment taken away.
Symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily Santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. Lots of pointing.
A straight man in a wedding dress gets up at the bar and points at a stranger. Before he can even get a word out, he realizes that this stranger is a man he once met three years ago and always wanted to tell him he's a loser because he's fat. At top volume, the santa clause drunkard points at the man and tells him he's a fat loser.
Then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his glass at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. Now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.
That's when you know someone is santa clause drunk.
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strangely enough this word rhymes with blue balls. could the connection be that they are both not real?
He claimed he had blue balls, but i just called him santa clause and laughed.
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