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The mysterious extra stomach dessert-lovers possess that allow them to eat dessert even after the "regular" stomach is completely full of non-dessert food.
The dessert stomach appears in childhood, and typically gets smaller as one ages, though this is not always the case.
MOM: Finish your dinner.
CHILD: *Groan* I can't! I'm so full, I think I'll barf if I eat another bite.
MOM: Well, I guess you're too full to eat dessert.
CHILD: I'm not too full! My dessert stomach is empty!
(child proceeds to eat entire dessert portion)
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A general malaise resulting in a day off from work. Symptoms include laziness, excessive use of personal firewall products,and an unnatural obsession with SAV Server. If corrective measures are not taken, minds can be deleted.
I've got a stomach bud. OR
looks like you've got a stomach bud, take two shots of roundup and call me in the morning. and stay away from the Miracle Gro.
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When one's stomach punishes one in a just manner for eating something that one knew better than to eat.
I'm feeling some major Stomach Karma from eating too much sushi last night.
The feeling of discomfort you get in your stomach after excessive drinking/shotgunning
Mike: How do you feel?
Joe: Not so great, I got bussin stomach
What occurs when your stomach dumps directly into your intestines, with no proper digestion involved.
Aka diarrhea.
-Oh dang man I don't think I can go to PT this morning, my stomach keeps shitting.
-Ah man sorry, I hate when I get a bad case of the stomach shit.
A term used to describe someone who mistreats things and/or breaks things often. Everything they touch turns to crap (hence STOMACH hands). Could be used in lieu of butterfingers.
If you give your friend a ride, don't let them slam the door. They have such stomach hands!
You shouldn't wash the dishes tonight. I don't want your stomach hands breaking my new china set.
Aww, crap! You broke the remote already? Get your stomach hands away from my things!
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It is actually Pop Rocks and Coke. It was a term used in the late 70's and early 80's
Mom can I have a stomach pounder and coke.
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