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A Facebook status update made while taking a shit.
Oh man, this could take a while, I might as well make a shatus update.
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the stupidest most disappointing and annoying thing known to man kind
Julie-“hey did you hear about the new snapchat update?”
James-“Yeah, it’s literally so stupid.”
Jack-“Yeah, I wish we could have the old snapchat back.” :(((
Update drowning occurs when a game developer(s) add useless updates to their game or that make the experience more laborious than fun
Hey bro, why don't you play gta online anymore?
Oh, they started update drowning it.
The act of updating one's clitoris, and can be measured by one's ability to hunt or gather.
"Wow Reigen's really got that clitoris update, version 4.0"
"uhhe hah h h *emoji*"
(Verb.) Referring to the trimming of one's pubic hair
Synonyms: "man-scaping", waxing, "mowing the lawn," etc.
This No-shave November did a doozie on me down there, I have to seriously update the puppets.
Describes the art of skiving. Is often used when in a panic to think of an excuse or to conceal the fact that you are doing absolutely nothing.
Is my Computer ready yet? No, It's doing updates.
What are doing round the other side of that bench? I'm doing updates.
You busy? Yeah, doing updates.
An facebook status that functions to update people on how desperate you are.
Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??
Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!
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