Look at that woofer over there! His dick is just dangling like so.
Someone who says their hobby is skydiving, but they’ve only done tandems and jumped once lol
Guy 1: Jim is so cool, he skydives every weekend!
Guy 2: Jim is a woofer, he did one tandem
Guy 1: what a liar
A hardware ID (HWID) spoofer mostly used to unblocked games.
I got a woofer tool so I am unbanned in call of duty
A prostitute that exchanges aexual favors in exchange for cocaine.
Lisa will do anything for a bump. She is a total sugar woofer.
noun: The strawberry eaten from someone's ass during the sexual act known as "sugar woofing".
verb: to sugar woof, or sugar woofing
Yo, I'mma surprise my girl with some sugar woofing tonight. I even got these organic strawberries from the farmer's market for some quality sugar woofers.
A fake engagement ring you wear to keep single guys from bothering you.
A guy/women will see this woofer ring on your hand and see that you are taken...just an extra prop to keep unwanted attention.