this is when the male jizzes in between the butt cheeks of the female, then closes them, resembling a quesadilla dripping with melted cheese
Tim: Man, i gave sally the ill albuquerque quesadilla last night
Alex: Nice
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an expletive yelled at a person who gave in and did something they were adamant they were NOT going to do under ANY circumstances. Coined by Ozzy Osbourne in the following:
Ozzy Osbourne: "I will NOT play Albuquerque next week Sharon! I can't do it! I've got too many shows already! I just won't do it!"
Next scene, Ozzy yelling into a mic: "Hello Albuquerque!"
Janice was adamant that she would not attend her brother's hockey game, yet there she is in the stands. Hello Albuquerque!!
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Any food/drink, preferably yogurt, that has been tainted by semen from the person not eating/drinking the substance.
When he went to the kitchen, I asked Jeremy to grab me a beer but I think he may have turned it into an Albuquerque yogurt when I wasn't looking because it tasted the way Ben's breath smells.
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The act of taking a hot pepper, sticking it into her cooter, and breaking it off. Then, light her pubes on fire.
Voila! A Flaming Albuquerque.
That ho wouldn't stop nagging, so when she got drunk and passed out I woke her up with a Flaming Albuquerque. She won't forget those scars anytime soon.
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Where you suffocate someone with ether and a plastic bag, then bury them alive
Grim Karen : I'd like to give the new neighbors an Albuquerque hello
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To suffocate another using a plastic bag filled with starting fluid
I didnt like him so I gave him an Albuquerque Hello.
When you greet somebody with a Tash bag full of ether and put it over their head and wait for them to pass out and burry them alive.
A man in Eunice gave his wife the Albuquerque hello.