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An intense and daring sexual act popular in USA. A few items are needed for this sexual act: moose antlers, maple syrup, stanley cup and a Mountie. The trick to mastering Canada's History is fitting it all in.
Guy 1: "What kind of things did you do last night with her brah?"
Guy 2: "Well I won't get too in detail but we did a little of Canada's History. Took a couple hours to fit it, but worked like a charm once the Mountie showed up"
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One of the worlds most gruesomely dirty sex acts involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
You fill the stanley cup with maple syrup, and then spread the rest of the maple syrup all along and inside the buttox of your sex partner. Your sex partner plants her face into the stanley cup and slurps down the maple syrup as you plunge your man-hood into her syrupy mother hole. The final process is when your just about to reach ecstasy you hold the antlers above your head and grunt like a moose.
It all ends in extreme pandemonium and sticky goodness.
Person #1: Hey man you want to take a trip with me to Canada to do some salmon fishing?
Person #2: No, but I wouldn't mind coming along to see if I could find one of those smokin canadian girls to show me what Canada's history is all about!
Person #1: Haha, your one crazy sick sob!!
Person #2: Haha! Amen brother!
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A night of fucking, sucking, pissing, vomiting, snarfing, and sock-wearing -- shared by Eliot Spitzer and Canada's Beaver within days of both appearing on The Colbert Report.
I'm gonna make like Canada's History, and let a former governor fuck me...and that's after I had a baby with her daughter, Bristol.
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1. when your uncle ties your socks together while youre sleeping
2. when a registered sex offender wins the lottery.
3. when a transgendered moose gets a maple syrup enema and farts it out all over the stanely cup which is held by a lumberjack with a bad attitude, wild eyes and a shit eating grin on his face.
uncle john canadas history 'd me last christmas and i broke my arm.
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The most depraved sex act in the history of the world, including moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Yo, this girl asked me to give her Canada's History, but I totally bailed because that shit is too hardcore.
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euphemism for sexual acts often done in the wild, with the sound of the loon in the background. Came about due to the trading of Beaver pelts, horny huntsman, and the slutty backwoods girls who entertained them.
Also rumoured to involve antlers, maple syrop, and the Stanley Cup though that is more popular south of the 49th Parallel. Canadians would never defile the Stanley Cup... but you should see what some girls can do with the Lombardi!
"I took her out and taught her some of Canada's History"
"When the subject turned to Canada's History I stood tall"
Mom "What did you do with Suzy tonight?"
Son "Went out for dinner and then she showed me Canada's History."
Mom "That's nice"
Son "Yeah, then her friends came over and we went over Canada's History together."
Mom "So you'll pass the test?"
Son "I don't know... Mr. Smith, Canada's History teacher, is a real dick."
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A depraved and unusually common sexual act, by which a Canadian tourist and an American engage in anal sex using maple syrup as the lubricant. Upon reaching completion, the Canadian pulls out and donkey punches the American, slipping out the back door and proceeding to burn down her house (as was common in 1812).
Guy 1: Where'd you end up last night?
Guy 2: I took that yankee back to her place and gave her a taste of Canadas History.
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